Season’s Greetings! The Angels decided to add a twist to the classic Twelve Days of Christmas…with some glittery, sparkly burlesque spirit sprinkled into the season!
Enjoy our “Twelve Days of BurlXmas”!
See if you can sing along to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas!
On the First day of BurlXmas the Angels gave to me:
A Year of Shows Full of Theatrical Hilarity!
On the Second day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Two Pairs Tiny Pasties
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Third day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Three Witches Singing,
Two pairs tiny pasties, and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Fourth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Four cat heads a’floating,
Three kitties clinging, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Fifth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Sixth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Six Goddess Poses,
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Seventh day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Seven chickens tapping
Six Goddess Poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing,
Two pairs tiny pasties, and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Eighth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Eight Balloons Bursting,
Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Ninth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me: Nine T-Rex Strippings,
Eight balloons bursting, Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess Poses,
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three pizza slices, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Tenth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Ten Elves Wisecracking
Nine T-Rex strippings, Eight balloons bursting, Seven chickens tapping,
Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Eleventh day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Eleven Items Free Merch
Ten Elves Wisecracking, Nine T-Rex strippings, Eight balloons bursting,
Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Twelfth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
12 Birthday Wishes
11 Items Free Merch
10 Elves a’ Wisecracking,
9 T’Rex Strippings
8 Balloons Bursting
7 Chickens Tapping
6 Goddess Poses
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
4 Cat Heads a’floatin
3 Witches Singing
2 Pairs Tiny Pasties,
and a Year of Shows Full of Theatrical Hilarity!
Happy Holidays and Thank you for a fabulous year!
See you soon!
xoxoxo,
Angel Burlesque
The members of my troupe have a huge range of body sizes. Fat asses, perfectly round magnificent asses (Coty), big tits, little tits, tall, short….we all come in different sizes. Not every guy likes a teeny tiny girl with big fake tits. We are taught this over and over again but it’s not true. And real women don’t necessarily have curves. Some real women have no curves at all and are just naturally super thin and they are still sexy as hell and worthy of respect. I think that every woman struggles with their body image. I know that I do. There have been many times when I am about to go on stage and think that there is no way that anyone wants to see my jiggly body up there. But I have pulled it together and put it all on stage. And afterwards I have women come up to me and say that they wish that they had my body and confidence. MY BODY! Do you know just how completely mind blowing that is? We all feel that our bodies are somehow wrong or sub-par. But burlesque helps to shatter those ideas by showing that every body is beautiful and fabulous. It helps my self-confidence and I love helping other women see just how beautiful and fabulous they are…whether it is through burlesque or not. Why wouldn’t I want my daughter to see that? I am teaching her to love her body no matter what and to not be held down by the constraints of what our society says is beautiful. I am teaching my daughter to be artistic and respectful and bold and self-confident. I had a good friend insinuate that my daughter was what she thought of as “over sexual” due to me being a part of burlesque and her growing up with it. It was a little hurtful and is what got me to thinking about this whole subject in the first place.
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