Season’s Greetings! The Angels decided to add a twist to the classic Twelve Days of Christmas…with some glittery, sparkly burlesque spirit sprinkled into the season!
Enjoy our “Twelve Days of BurlXmas”!
See if you can sing along to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas!
On the First day of BurlXmas the Angels gave to me:
A Year of Shows Full of Theatrical Hilarity!
On the Second day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Two Pairs Tiny Pasties
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Third day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Three Witches Singing,
Two pairs tiny pasties, and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Fourth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Four cat heads a’floating,
Three kitties clinging, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Fifth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Sixth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Six Goddess Poses,
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Seventh day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Seven chickens tapping
Six Goddess Poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing,
Two pairs tiny pasties, and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Eighth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Eight Balloons Bursting,
Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Ninth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me: Nine T-Rex Strippings,
Eight balloons bursting, Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess Poses,
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three pizza slices, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Tenth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Ten Elves Wisecracking
Nine T-Rex strippings, Eight balloons bursting, Seven chickens tapping,
Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Eleventh day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
Eleven Items Free Merch
Ten Elves Wisecracking, Nine T-Rex strippings, Eight balloons bursting,
Seven chickens tapping, Six Goddess poses, FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
Four cat heads a’floatin, Three witches singing, Two pairs tiny pasties,
and a year of shows full of theatrical hilarity!
On the Twelfth day of BurlXmas, the Angels gave to me:
12 Birthday Wishes
11 Items Free Merch
10 Elves a’ Wisecracking,
9 T’Rex Strippings
8 Balloons Bursting
7 Chickens Tapping
6 Goddess Poses
FIVE GIFTS UNWRAPPING!!!!
4 Cat Heads a’floatin
3 Witches Singing
2 Pairs Tiny Pasties,
and a Year of Shows Full of Theatrical Hilarity!
Happy Holidays and Thank you for a fabulous year!
See you soon!
xoxoxo,
Angel Burlesque