2016 started out with a big…Vagina! If you happened to come out to the Leap Year Vagina show then you’ll know I’m referring to the seven foot vagina hand crafted by French Accent. Or maybe it’s a reference to the Vagina Symphony Orchestra conducted by hostess, Belle Breeze with dildo baton held high. Whatever stood out the most for the audience in the show, rest assured, behind the scenes a great deal of planning was involved. The level of brainstorming which goes into these seemingly batshit crazy ideas is pretty remarkable. Thanks to the leadership of Angel Burlesque Founder and CEO, Katie Angel, these crazy theatrical ideas come to life with each production, bigger, more outrageous, and of course, fully entertaining.
What makes these shows even more fun for the cast is the journey from idea to night of the production and all the weird conversations along the way. Let’s take a look at some quotes about our Vagina Show.
“Dang it! I always cookie on vagina”
“Just act like drunk Cora.”
“I’m getting very Julie McCoy domme vibe here.”
“If your labia are out, just make sure it’s a stylistic choice.”
“Where’s your vagina?”
“It’s wet so I put it in the bath”
“How dead should I be? What if I have to blink my eyes?”
“This is satire not CSI”
“Tie my vagina on tighter…overheard”
“Is that your box bumping into my butt?”
“My vagina is HUGE compared to everyone else’s!”
Katie: “Can you pin my clit to my forehead? Then pin my outer clit to my inner clit.
Does this look like bush?”
“I’m so sad I have to throw my vagina away.”
“I think it would make a striking wall hanging.”
“Yeah, but it smells like pee.”
“My cat peed on my vagina”
“I’m so naked. Where are my pants?! I’m so naked”
“I’ve got the Oreo! Already in the car with my vagina”
“I don’t want to look like m&m poop…”
“I have Christmas boooooobs!”
“I’ll be there. In my underwear.”
“Vagina Chorus–this is what you will do”
“Who needs the 7ft Vagina?”
“think I may need to commission a vagina for my apartment. Just for decoration. And offerings.”
“I’m having problems assembling my vagina”
“That’s the most fabulous vagina I’ve ever seen”
I may or may not have confused my roommate by singing “My Vagina Is Eight Miles Wide” in the shower this morning.
Special Thank you to Courtney Brooks Photography for the pictures!
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